Rod Jetton is still working on making up a story on why he slipped a provision into a lengthy bill which made it easier to become a Village in Missouri. Of course, the real reason is he wanted to help out a wealthy businessman/developer, Robert Plaster, but he can't admit that. However, in a Wake Up Call exclusive, we have been provided a list of other "explanations" Jetton is considering. Drum roll please:10."I thought it meant the Village People could get back together."
9. "No one ever said 'it takes a county to raise a child,' stupid."
8. "Mr. Plaster said I could come over and play anytime and he might even make me sheriff."
7. "Too many idiots; not enough villages."
6. "Like I knew someone would start paying attention."
5. "It's part of my wealthy developer outreach program."
4. "Amnesia; yeah, yeah I got amnesia."
3. "Can't you people take a joke."
2. "Two words; financial security."
1. "I asked Blunt not to sign it but he deleted my email."
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