Peter Kinder announced that he was dropping out of the Missouri governor's race tonight in Springfield. Kinder stated he dropped out to avoid a fight in the Republican primary. However, in a Wake Up Call exclusive, we have the top ten real reasons Kinder dropped out of the race. Drum roll please...
10. Republican leaders convinced him it was better to be a Lieutenant and a governor.
9. Wants to finish work on 100 million dollar tax credit for guys with first name of Paul and last name of McKee.
8 Decided to challenge Rod Jetton for mayor in Village of Plasterville.
7. Tired of being bullied by Kit Bond on MySpace account.
6. Decided to take position as political crony in Ehlmann administration.
5. Wants to spend more time collecting urine samples at Tour of Missouri.
4. Hulshof gave in to demands for access to delete button.
3. Wasn't interested in moving in with Nathan Cooper.
2. Afraid those "dumb animals" were going to kick his a**.
1. Accomplished everything he set out to in campaign for governor.
2 comments:
very cagey ;-/
Ted Kinder is a lame ass 40+ year old white guy like me. Why does he have a my space page? Lets face it. The cyber world social networks are not for those of us who were born after 1978 unless you are a musician. He had some 24 year old create a bogus My Space account and in my book that is grounds to just say no.
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